AS LUCK WOULD HAVE IT: CLOVERFIELD, by TICKLEBEAR

cloverfield.

i had mentionned before on cromagnon

that i was curious to see this movie.

with all the hype they caused over the internet,

i was intrigued.

it turned out

i couldn't see it in the theater

for various reasons.

i finally took the time

to watch it on VOD, via videotron,

& let me tell you this right now:

STAY THE F*CK AWAY FROM THIS MOVIE!!!

what a piece of crap...

a bunch of "beautiful people",

(& that's only a matter of taste, not mine)

are trapped in manhattan

while it's under siege by a big monster

& a bunch of tiny monsters...

i couldn't feel a damn thing for their plight,

the scenario was... (the what???).

the adrenaline stayed in the slumps.

it is a short movie that felt long.

it has no purpose.

the scary factor?

please,

let me laugh here.

the whole thing just felt so dumb.

i wish now i had seen this sooner,

to spread the word.

but if i can spare one person,

only one,

from seeing this bullsh*t,

i'll have done my duty.

to think that "reportedly",

77% of reviews are "positive"...

well,

I AM NOT !!!!!

it had a great marketing campaign,

but the final product

isn't worth all of the hype.

apparently,

there are rumors of a sequel.

guess what???
nothing in this world

will make me watch that!!!

i swear,

in writing!!

(do you think videotron would refund me,

for watching such a piece of crap???

they do offer an exchange at their videoclubs

when crap like this happens...)

to think that "reign of fire"

was the worst i had seen...

well,

cloverfield is now the worst.

don't rent it.

don't buy it.

unless you're a total moron...

ready to swallow just about anything

:(~

HUGZ