MAX PAYNE (IT SHOULD READ: MAX[IMUM] PAYNE FOR THE VIEWER...) by TICKLEBEAR

MAX PAYNE,

with mark wahlberg.

a name i used to trust but,

given THE HAPPENING & now,

MAX PAYNE,

i'll be careful in the future

before spending my hard-earned money...

:(~

i understand this movie stemmed from a comic & videogame,

so,

i didn't expect much of a storyline,

but it is one thing for a shallow script,

& a totally absent one.

i was bored after half-an-hour;

i was beyond bored after an hour.

i was getting pissed off after an hour-&-a-half...

when the generics started rolling,

i was ready

to throw the dvd off the balcony.

no decent story,

no memorable dialogues,

CGI overkill,

defeating the purpose.

i've experienced MAX PAYNE alright!!

MAXIMUM PAIN,

that is.

what a terrible movie.

pity,

because it is interesting visually,

photography-wise,

but beyond that,

it is only a test

as to how much boredom

you can suffer through...

pity!!

i like mark,

but as i've said,

i'll be more cautious

as he doesn't seem to make the smartest choices

right now,

career-wise.

i don't enjoy

being negative about something,

but this time,

it just can't be helped...

( $20-some in the garbage!!)

:(~

HUGZ

a spoof poster of THE HAPPENING...

IT SPEAKS VOLUME!!

:(~

HUGZ